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YOU NEED TO MOISTURIZE

skin so hydrated and smooth, they'll think you joined the illuminati

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  • HYDRATES AND LOCKS IN MOISTURE
  • IMPROVES APPEARANCE OF SKIN ELASTICITY (GOODBYE WRINKLES)
  • QUICK ABSORBING AND NON GREASY
  • SOOTHES INFLAMED SKIN WITH ALOE

Why You Need It:

  • Hyaluronic Acid pulls in moisture like a magnet so your skin stops feelin’ like a desert.

  • Vitamins B, C & E squad up to help your skin stay strong, bright, and smooth AF.

  • Aloe Water & Botanical Extracts soothe like a spa day, but without the cucumber slices on your eyes (unless that’s your vibe).

  • Quick results that hit different - like turning on HD for the first time.

  • No shine, no sticky mess, no “yo why is my face tingling?” moments. Just smooth skin that feels clean and fresh.

  • Because you’re too old to be looking ashy in public.

    How To Use It:

    • Wash your face. (Please.)

    • Pat dry like a civilized human.

    • Rub a generous amount of onto your face and neck.

    • Look in the mirror. Say “damn.” Proceed with your day.

BRUH. You’re too young to be out here lookin’ like a molting lizard. And that off-brand lotion you slap on once every six weeks when your face starts flaking like a biscuit? Nah. That ain't it, fam. Don't worry though, THE MOISTURIZER is the glow-up your skin’s been begging for - without the greasy mess, or weird scents.

This isn’t your little sister’s cherry-scented body butter, or your girlfriend's ridiculously over priced stuff from that glacial lake with Norwegian Sea Turtle plasma. This is high-performance hydration designed to keep your face soft, smooth, and lookin’ like a snack.

Ingredients

Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Squalane, Butylene Glycol, Tetradecane, Polyacrylamide, Hydroxyethyl Acrylate/Sodium Acryloyldimethyl Taurate Copolymer, Triisononanoin, Saccharide Isomerate, Acetyl Hexapeptide-37, Sodium Hyaluronate, Chamomilla Recutita (Matricaria) Flower Extract, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, Polyhydroxystea- ric Acid, Niacinamide, Calcium Pantothenate, Sodium Ascorbyl Phosphate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Pyridoxine HCl, Maltodextrin, Sodium Starch Octenylsuccinate, Silica, C13-14 Isoalkane, Laureth-7, Phenoxyethanol, Ethylhexylglycerin, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Citric Acid, Sodium Citrate, Fragrance (Parfum), Citrus Limon (Lemon) Peel Oil, Hexyl Cinnamal, Limonene, Linalool, Citronellol, Linalyl Acetate, Tetramethyl Acetyloctahydronaphthalenes, Acetylcedrene, Pinene, Hydroxycitronellal, Citrus Aurantium Peel Oil.

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Mellisa
I needed more

I got one of the bundles for my boyfriend and ended using most of his moisturizer. This stuff is so light and absorbs so fast. Without a doubt a must have for both of us.

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Amand
Perfect balance!

If you’re looking for a reliable, everyday moisturizer that provides hydration without being too thick or greasy, this is a great option!