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YOU NEED TO EXFOLIATE

2x weekly scrub to get you carded for a beer again

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  • IMPROVES APPEARANCE OF DULL AND STRESSED SKIN
  • SAFELY SLOUGHS OFF DRY DEAD SKIN CELLS
  • IMPROVES THE APPEARANCE OF PORES
  • MAY INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING CARDED FOR A BEER

Why You Need It:

  • You got pores? They get clogged. This unclogs ‘em. 

  • Dead skin? Gone. What up, smoother face.

  • Blackheads? Nah, bruh.

  • Dry, flaky patches? Not on our watch.

  • Want your girl to touch your face and it lead to something more? Checkmate.

  • Trying to look like a snack instead of a baked potato? Say less.

How do you use it?

Easy. 2-3 times a week. We repeat... 2-3 times per week.

  1. Wet your face.

  2. Scoop a little bit out.

  3. Rub it on in gentle circles (don’t go all Hulk-mode).

  4. Rinse. Pat dry. Glow like a freakin angel. Admire. Repeat.

BRUH. We get it. No one ever taught you what the hell an exfoliating scrub is, or why you should use one. So we'll break it down for ya. You ever see one of those dudes out in the wild and just know he’s got his life together? He's got the glow and confidence of a fu*king movie star? Yeah… he’s exfoliating. 

THE SCRUB is your gritty, no-BS glow-up in a jar. It smells like candy, feels like fine sand, and works like a damn charm. This is that power move that buffs away the dirt, dead skin, and oil buildup you’ve been hoarding since sophomore year. Basically, we’re revealing the skin you were meant to show the world. No more looking at your skin and wondering why it looks like a potato in 720p.

Ingredients

Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Sodium Bicarbonate, Ricinus Communis (Castor) Seed Oil, Glyceryl Stearate, PEG-100 Stearate, Copernicia Cerifera (Carnauba) Wax, Polyhydroxystearic Acid, Silica, Fragrance*, Titanium Dioxide, Euphorbia Cerifera (Candelilla) Wax, Pimpinella Anisum (Anise) Fruit Extract, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut) Fruit Extract, Rubus Idaeus (Raspberry) Fruit Extract, Vanilla Planifolia Fruit Extract, Cucumis Melo Cantalupensis Fruit Extract, Ananas Sativus (Pineapple) Fruit Extract, Prunus Armeniaca (Apricot) Fruit Extract, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Kaolin, Jojoba Esters, Iron Oxides (CI 77499), Vanillin. *Naturally Derived Fragrance

Customer Reviews

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Bon Wells
Smells good, Feels good

I'm always picky about how soaps and scrubs smell, and this one is nice and mild. My face feels really fresh after using it too!

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Kenneth Moore
No Joke

Bruh. Y’all weren’t playin. My girlfriend got me this and I never heard of exfoliating. Bruh this shit changed my life. I feel fresh all the time.

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Amanda
Amanda

I’ve been using this for a few weeks now, and overall, I’m impressed! This exfoliating facial scrub has a nice balance between being effective at removing dead skin and gentle enough for regular use.